I received this mail with the name of the mailer as Dr. Farida Waziri. It is definitely a fraud, so please do not use the contact email or phone numbers. I posted it because I frequently receive similar scam mails and I am amazed when people fall for such low level fraud.


                                                       ECONOMIC AND FINANCIAL CRIMES COMMISSION.
                                                      {SECURITY WATCH}
                                                      #782 SECRETARIAT ROAD,GOVT HOUSE. ABUJA                                                                      NIGERIA.
                                                      Motto: No body is above the LAW!
                                                      {WEBSITE: http://www.efccnigeria.org
                                                      DATED: 31TH OF MAY 2010.


ATTENTION,
Hope this mail meets you in good state of mind, As you are aware, through the help of our investigation team here in Nigeria and abroad, we found out that your name was among the list of people Compensated with the amount of $2.5Million USD last Year from The Compensation Office.
Therefore so many people have been parading them selves to be the Payment Officers or false Courier Company affiliated to FEDEX and so many offices used in caring out their fraud. First of all is to bring to your notice that FBI,CIA and the EFCC they are work to get those fraudulent and criminals who cliam to be what they are not. We gathered that you have sent more than $12,500 to fraudulent official of Bank of America and FedEx Courier Company and Compensation office and also many of those scam offices.
We are an Affiliate to The FBI and CIA we will get you arrested and charge you to Court for if you send money to them or have anything to do with them again because our investigation eye are on you now and also you have to stop every conversation stating they are from the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF THIS COUNTRY including any ATM PAYMENT CENTRE and also BANK DREFT and also BANK OF AMERICA all this people are fraudulent people disturbing this country and we are highly in search of them and you can also help us in their arrest by providing their contact numbers and address so we can find them.
We have also investigated the circumstances that has brought about this winning and found out that it is real and legit your name was found among the list of successful winners, do you know that until this moment that am writing to you the Compensation Office Board has no idea that you have not received your winning of $2.5MDollars which is your legitimate and rightful money.
It became imperative that your matter was brought to the lime Light when one of the representative here happened to stubble through your file and found out that your payment was still pending by Mr. John Eddy and who have been demanding money from you for payment of Certificates of all sorts such as ANTI-TERRORIST CERTIFICATES,TAX CLEARANCE CERTIFICATES, etc., Also we found out that you have been promised severally that your money would be delivered by Fedex or Bank Transfer or diplomats  and Atm.
Today we happily inform you that your fund will get to you via Wired Transfer which the total amount of $2.5M will be wired into your terminal account once you provide us with the information of the Criminals mentioned above and also meet up with our Inquiries within the next 24 Hours from this notification.
KINDLY FURNISH US WITH THE FOLLOWING
DETAILS FOR PROPER CLEARIFICATIONS:
FULL NAMES:
ADDRESS:
CELL NUMBER:
DATE OF BIRTH:
MARITAL STATUS:
RELIGION:
OCCUPATION:
POSITION HELD:
BANK NAME:
ADDRESS:
BANK PHONE NUMBER:
ACCOUNT NUMBER:
ROOT NUMBER:
SWIFT NUMBER:
They will keep demanding money from you until they will make sure that your account is frozen and you will be broke for life. Please for more stories of this log on to our website and see what we do to rescue people in this kind of dilema just like you. You will have to get back to us with telephone numbers and full address. That's all we need.
PLEASE NOTE: YOUR BANK DRAFT WORTH OF $2.5MILLION IS NOW WITH US AND IT WILL BE SENT TO YOU VIA THE BANK TRANSFER INTO YOUR CORRESPONDING BANK.IMMEDIATELY YOU GET BACK TO US.
logon to our website now and see our duties (http://www.efccnigeria.org we are an affiliate to The FBI CIA and other government agencies
Abroad.


Contact Person Mr. Hoek Ali
Email: ( efcccrimescommission@pross.org.uk )
Secretary of the EFCC
+234-808-480-0866 or
011-234-808-480-0866


You are hereby advised to keep this transaction confidential from this criminals until you get your fund.
Presently we are notified that you are still having some transactions with another fraudulent office claiming to be from Bank of America you are highly warned to stop communicating with this Frauds and face the reality with us to make sure you get your fund which you have been suffering from since Last year.
We are giving you our full support and word that we are trying to protect you but if you feel you are brave then you dare and see what the outcome will be when we come and get you arrested for claiming Drug money in resident over there in USA


BE WARNED! BE WARNED!! BE WARNED!!!
For security purpose make sure you keep it secret until you get your fund
and never you contact this bad York's of eggs anymore again , they are
fraudulent.


Dr. Farida Waziri
Executive Chairman, EFCC. And FBI

Note that the mail is full of grammatical errors, the claim is unreasonable and the email address of the contact person is not under EFCC's website domain.

As you probably know, I'm serving (NYSC) as a Teacher in Basic Junior Secondary School, Elebele, Bayelsa state.
Well, I gave my (year 1 or JSS1) students an assignment, to write an essay on how they spent their mid-term break.
Here is one of my favorite -

How I spent my mid Term break First. In the morning when I was asleep my mom wake me up and told me to go and take my baet and I woke up and took my baet and I woke up and took my baet dress up and my father and mom tuok me and go to yenegia. First thing I sour is Children dancing. Not only that I sour my friends. So day told me to dance. So I danced and win a prise. called Clock I was so happy I have fun and I see more than that my mom also took me to misstabiss I eat and drink with my friends many many fun that I have I sweem in sweeming pull God I so much love my perence because day give The best thing in life I have much fun. I sour father Crissmass two mony things. that is How I spend my MID TERM BREAK,
God buy

I gave my JSS1 students an assignment - How did you spend your mid term break?
Here is one of the funniest essays -

My name is eluina Afuga I am in J.S.S.1B I am writing on How I SPENT my MID-TERM Break. I went to Church on Sunday on Saturday I went to the market to buy somethings and on Thursday I went to Lagos and sent my children day on Thursday 27 of may we went to misser Beans in lagos and in paperoni I eat Chicking and fieaded rice and we dance in lagos we sa
w ninienia in lagos she sing a song I like are vioce and we went home on firday we eat rice and beans I went to visit my friend her name is mary she like me we play to gether and eat together in lagos I Like lagos because I have many of my momin friend they buy me a doll too. the childre play and dance I saw my friend Ruth Naomi and franka Joselin I se sailas I went to the Zoo I saw a elephat, horses, chimpaze and lions monkeys and griffe

I recently bought a fairly new HTC G1 after a long tiring search for android phones at Computer village, Ikeja (Lagos, Nigeria). Most of the phone dealers had only windows mobile phones, iPhone and Blackberry, but no android phone. Just when I was about giving up, I came across a dealer that had a fairly new HTC G1 (he called it London-used but it's obviously from USA). Anyway, I bought the phone and if not for the Motorola charger that came with it I could have easily passed as new.

Since the phone isn't new and the former owner did not do a factory reset and had the phone registered with his gmail account. I had to change the gmail account to mine to be able to access the android market (the phone requires me to enter his account password to access the market). I didn't want to do a factory reset so as not lose any application installed by the former owner. Actually, I have an aversion for factory resets because of the painful data loss they often cause.

After searching the internet for another way of changing the gmail account that will not involve any multiple system settings change. I came across a method that worked fine and is probably the only alternative method.

So outlined in a detailed manner below is this method of changing the gmail account -

Goto Settings, Applications, Manage applications, and browse to Gmail storage, select Clear Data. Also goto Gmail and select Clear Data. Finally goto Google Apps and select Clear Data.

Now go back to Settings, and select Data Synchronization. You will be prompted to setup a new account. Enter your gmail account and password. So now, you will be able to synch your gmail on your phone and also access the android market. You will also receive a mail from the android team welcoming you.

Jealousy, it is best described as a cancer
It starts small and grows over time
It is simply the bad side of envy
That seeks to destroy what it does not have
Jealousy is as old as mankind
It made Abel kill his brother Cain
It destroys nations, families, friends and all in its path
The cause of the bloodiest war in heaven among the angels
The cause of Hitler's hatred for the prosperous jews
The reason for France, Portugal and Britain's colonizations
The driving force of Napoleons's mission
The foundation of Nigeria's recurrent internal crisis
That nearly cost us our nationhood in 1967
Leaving a big crack in our wall of unity
It is the cause of many political assassinations
Robbing us of the brightest and most willing minds
It is the source of man's most cruel hatred
Leaving families and friendships irreparably damaged
Ruining lives and unborn generations in ways untold
Though nothing is immune to its corrosive touch
It relies heavily on lack of understanding
And cannot exist where there is love and hope
So as our nation's hope and future leaders
We must avoid the mistakes of our predecessors
We must deny Jealousy the environment it seeks
We must develop healthy interpersonal relationships
And in all ways eschew this evil called Jealousy
GOD BLESS NIGERIA!

How brightly you light my world
How boldly you speak to me without a word
My whole world revolves around you
The sky above you is always blue
I struggle to catch my breath in your presence
I become as numb and still as a fence
Your voice never ceases to ring in my head
My thoughts of our future makes heavy my head
I am cold with worries of being unworthy
In tears drawn to consider myself an ill company
But I know that no matter how I stammer
Beyond the words I utter you will get what I mutter

The past three months were unusual
I was very bothered about my NYSC
About where my posting will be
Where my state of deployment will be
I knew what I did not want
But was confused about what I wanted
I got a plum job offer at NSN
A job worth maneuvering for
I felt like lobbying for Lagos state
That was the beginning of my confusion
“Is it right or wrong to influence my posting?”
Though I felt it's not very very right
But I concluded that it's not wrong
As long has I do not bribe anyone for it
Well that was easy to force myself to accept
But will my desperate parents know that limit
“What does God think about all these?”
Have faith and do only the right thing
Now this led to the peak of my confusion
I believe influencing is not wrong
And so must be right
And doing the right thing is not being faithless
Not influencing is more right
But folding my arms is very hard
Having faith is of many levels
One is to abandon everything to God
Another is to submit everything to God
But both involves God taking control
Not influencing will be abandoning
That I won't even bother about the posting
Influencing will be submitting
That regardless of my efforts only God's will be done
And in my opinion both are alright
But I prefer the later
The later will involve my parents and other people
Whom I have little control over their actions
And they all have high tendency to bribe on my behalf
This makes the option I prefer
Most likely not what God will desire me to choose
And now I am most confused about everything

My laptop's 160GB hard disk is partitioned into more than six logical partitions and I multi-boot Windows 7, Windows XP, Kubuntu, Mandriva and Fedora. So you can imagine how I must have butchered the 160GB. I have managed to logically organize my files on the system, I put my iso image files in Kubuntu and Mandriva, my documents are in Windows XP and Windows 7. This makes it possible for me to frequently access documents on the Windows partitions and also copy documents to them. Occasionally, while working in Linux commandline I need to mount images on the Kubuntu partition or read a file I saved in the Windows partition. Unfortunately, Fedora has a terrible way of naming my partitions that are not part of its filesystem, for example the full path to my Windows XP partition is /media/8E9C64209C640555 and the one for my Windows 7 partition is /media/925C181C5C17F9A5. After getting sick of having to copy and paste the path, I decided to do something permanent that will help me get round the problem.
Well what I eventually did was to add four aliases to automatically change to any partition without bothering about its full path. I edited the /home/freeman/.bashrc file, I appended the following --
# User specific aliases and functions
alias kubuntu='cd /media/0f83fb7e-7810-489d-ad1d-1cfeb50e1ff2'
alias mandriva='cd /media/d06a0246-9501-4e55-8162-146e500cd2a0'
alias windowsxp='cd /media/8E9C64209C640555'
alias windows7='cd /media/925C181C5C17F9A5'

Voila!
Now everytime I enter windowsxp on my command prompt, I am automatically switched to the Windows XP partition.

I have this folder I named "Download", It is one of the largest folder in my Windows partition because it is where I stuff all my software and other downloads. I have always wished that I could right click on any software on a flash drive or CD and see Downloads folder as one of the destination I could Send To.

Well this wish did come true, so I will show you how I did it.
I navigated to where my Downloads folder is located on my windows explorer and left the window open.
I then navigated to my user account's home folder (mine was C:\Documents and Settings\freeman) on another explorer window. If you are using Vista or Windows 7, the path will be similar to this C:\Users\freeman. Goto the menu bar (in Vista and Windows 7, you will have to press the Alt button first before you will see the menu bar), click on Tools, Folder Options, choose the View tab and under the Advanced settings make sure that Show hidden files and folders is dotted. Apply and Ok the selection, then you should be able to see the Send To folder (it will appear faded).

Enter the folder. Now position the first explorer window that contains the folder you want to add as a Send To destination beside the Send To explorer window, as shown above.
Right click on the desired folder and drag it to the Send To folder, and choose Create Shortcut here.

Well that's all, you will now be able to send files and folders directly to this folder from anywhere.

Last November when I saw MTN advert of their 3.5G F@stlink modem going for the price of NGN8,500, I could not keep my mind of it till I finally bought it in December. The NGN10,000 3GB bundle for 30 days is too expensive for me (now) and the NGN500 50MB bundle for a day is simply out of the options, so I started with the NGN2,500 3GB bundle with access time between 10:00pm to 5:00am for 30 days. Unfortunately for me, there is no 3G in my area (in Lagos for that matter, I was over-shocked knowing that there is 3G in Akure, my friends say I should quit claiming I live in Lagos). I had to arrange a week in Akure to use up my remaining 2.7GB after struggling to exhaust 300MB for about 3 weeks. Anyway, now I am using Zain's 1GB bundle over 30 days (NGN5,000) on the MTN F@stlink modem. And I have also used Etisalat and Glo on it.

Now to the main content: How to configure MTN Fastlink for the other networks.
Once you have installed the MTN F@stlink software which comes with your modem, you can configure the modem to connect through any network of your choice as long as you have their network connection settings and data enabled SIM (most SIMs are by default data enabled).